I just stumbled accross this awsome site on the net, asianfailure and fort i liek to share it with all of yahs, i been reading his stories all morning and find it very entertaining, and partly funny in most instances. here is a little extract;





The Ultimate Guide for Asian Parents for Raising Successful Asian Kids: The Princeton Edition (part 1)


Raising your child is a very daunting task, one that requires patience, strategic planning, and many ass whoopings. All parents can attest to the fact that raising a child is one of the toughest things to do in life. Recognizing the need for my smart ass wisdom, I am here once again to save the day. I present to you the Ultimate Guide for Asian Parents for Raising Successful Asian Kids. And to top it off, this is the Princeton Edition, so you know damn well it fucking works. Remember, this is the Ultimate Guide, and you must follow it if you want your kid to be a:

a) doctor
b) lawyer
c) engineer
(circle one)

You will for sure, without a doubt, have successful children, that every other asian parent in the world will be envious of. Just to top it off, you'll go to sleep knowing other asian parents will kick the shit out of their own kids, all due to the success of yours.

There's one cardinal rule that you must never, ever waver from no matter what the consequences, when raising your asian child. There is one question you must always ask yourself:

Will this help him get into college?
Asian Failure